Ethiopian Restaurant

I was walking down the street the other day with a friend of mine. We passed an Ethiopian restaurant and my friend looked puzzled, then laughed, and said "Ethiopians dont eat".
That's a good point. What would they serve in that restaurant? Possibly you would be provided with a spear and allowed to consume whatever your "hunt" provides on the premises. Or perhaps your order would consist of a chance at the "goodwill" aircraft's delivery that flies by every 2 weeks, dropping a crate full of provisions that you must fight over with the other patrons. Remember, you need to make reservations 2 weeks in advance. Or you might simply be served the freshest helping of grass, rocks, and dust that money can buy.

just a funny thought